Hey Superstar!
I'm not entiiiiiiirely sure that I understand what some of these questions are asking, but I'll do my best. If I get it wrong, let me know and I'll try again, k?
1 u r in a horor film who wool die fist n survie n kilar
If me, Brad, and Chanel were in a horror film... hmm. I think that Chanel #1 would die first.
She's blonde, she sleeps with a lot of dudes, and she's rich and really mean to everybody around her. In every horror movie, the bitchy blonde slut always dies first! I'm pretty sure it's a law.
Brad would be the killer, of course. He's charming and handsome, so he'd be the guy luring beautiful girls into his house so that he can murder them, cut their throats and steal all of their money.
Then there's me. I would be the one to survive because when killer Brad tries to get it on with me, I'll sense that he's an evil killer and blast him to death with my boob cannons.
2 compre al te ppl w the otesrs tat r not in tae game cast
This one is kind of confusing. You want me to compare everybody in the cast to people from Scream Queens who aren't in the cast?
Dean - Bethany, former president of Kappa Kappa Tau. Authority figure who was kind of crazy.
Earl Grey - Caulfield, the guy who loses his arms. Earl was pretty harmless, Caulfield was pretty armless.
Zayday - Shondell. Cool nice girl who was just kind of in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Chanel #3 - Chanel #4, both of them had aspirations of being at the top, but were taken out too early.
Chanel #6 - Dr Steven Munsch, Dean Munsch's ex husband. Got taken out for bunking with the wrong people.
Gigi - Melanie Dorkus, Chanel #1's predecessor. Powerful glamorous gal who was unseated from her former glory.
Boone - Sam. Cool gay person who was robbed and left the show too early.
Denise - Coney. Beloved by everyone, plus Coney was pretty badass in his fight against the Red Devil, so that fits.
Nancy - Feather McCarthy. "She asked me what my name was, then she asked me what her name was." Basically happened in our first conversation. I mean it in a really loving way though.
Chad - Amy, the girl who discovered Sophia giving birth in the tub. Nice girl who wanted to do the right thing, just like Chad at final four.
3 if u cudol chang ur nam to a beter nam
Ariana Venti. It's like Ariana Grande, but better.
Me personally? I'd change my name to John. I've always liked the sound.
4 wats the bests way 2 surviv
Breathe in, breathe out. Repeat forever.
Unless you mean survive in Survivor? Then I'd say talk to people, be friendly, get into a good alliance but be ready to betray it if you have to.
5 compear evry animal w a play
I think you want me to compare everybody to an animal?
Dean - Howler Monkey (Loud)
Earl - Chameleon (Blends in)
Zayday - Ferret (Cool, interesting to watch)
Chanel #3 - Fox (Sneaky)
Chanel #6 - Tigress (Fierce, scary)
Gigi - Lioness (Also fierce, also scary)
Boone - One of those dogs that loves to play and who you have great times with.
Denise - One of those sassy cats that loves to play and who you have great times with.
Nancy - Chimpanzee (Much smarter than you'd think, hilarious to watch)
Brad - White-Tailed Deer (sacrifice themselves for the good of the herd)
6 if u win a milion dolars wold u donate
I donate 10% of my income to the church, so I'd definitely put 10% of my million there.
7 if u don win u wll b sad
I'll be sad, yeah. I want to win.
8 if ur voted out wold u win
I think if I got voted out I wouldn't win.
9 who do u think wil win
I think it'll be close thing between me and Chanel #1, but Brad has a pretty good shot too.
10 if u win ull b sad
If I win I'll be happy. I might get sad for other reasons, though, like my job sucking. That makes me sad a lot of the time.
11 r u men n rude
Not really. I sometimes say things that people might think are mean or rude, but I don't mean it in a rude or mean way, I mean it in a way that's meant to be funny. I don't think that wanting to make people laugh is mean or rude, and I never try to hurt someone on purpose.
12 wats ur nam mines nancy
Hello Nancy! I'm Chanel #2, or Ariana Grande, but some people would call me Rob.
13 if u die u ll b sad
Well, I'm hoping that I'll go to heaven when I die, and nobody's sad in heaven, but if I go to hell then yeah, I'll be hella sad.
13 y u votd me
Because you would have won this game for sure. You would have gotten all of the jury votes and none of us could have stood a chance against you.
Thanks for the questions, Nancy! Let me know if my answers are good, and if not I'll fix them right away, okay?